It's going to be a great country when they finish unpacking it.
That's definitely what you would call a "backhanded compliment"!
It's going to be a great country when they finish unpacking it.
English version
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
French version
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Interesting, eh?
HeyIronically, Molson was taken over by the American beer company Coors in 2005, and the slogan "I am Canadian" was quietly retired. The beer itself still exists, although it's not particularly good!
I'm not a lumber jack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada,
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
I pronounce it "about", not "a boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing,
Diversity, not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee", "zed".
Canada is the second-largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe, and
I AM CANADIAN!